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  • Pyar Uska 1000 Ke Note Jaisa@@@@@Darr Lagta Hai Ke Nakli Na Ho.

  • 3. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

  • 4. Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

  • 5. You can never buy Love@@@But still you have to pay for it ..

  • 6. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

  • 7. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

  • 8. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

  • 9. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

  • 10. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

  • 11. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

  • 12. My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

  • 13. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

  • 14. If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

  • 15. I live in a world of @@fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

  • 16. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

  • 17. My study period = 15 @@@minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

  • 18. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking!!!!

  • 19. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

  • 20. Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘*@@@no status***’ @@@or just a smiley…

  • 21. Don’t kiss behind the garden, @@Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

  • 22. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

  • 23. How can i miss @@something i never had?

  • 24. Hey there whatsapp is using me.

  • 25. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

  • 26. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!

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