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@Lady : So , you want to become my son in law ?
Boy : Not really,
But I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter@@@

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ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
Happy birthday to you…
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you!
You were born in the zoo,
You were born in the zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like you@@@

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ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
Hey friend remember dat without…
Hey friend remember dat without
stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs you after all.!!

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ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
Twinkle twinkle little star…
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far@@@@
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ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
Government of Australia has…
Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
You are safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you?.!!
@@@@
FILED UNDER: INSULT SMS

ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”.!!

@FILED UNDER: FUNNY QUOTES, INSULT SMS@

ADDED ON JULY 30, 2014 BY
Painful situation in life…
The most painful situation in life is
when we are waiting for our dear one
without knowing that they are avoiding us.!!

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ADDED ON JULY 20, 2014 BY
Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot…
Have you ever noticed that
anybody driving slower than you is an idiot,
And
Anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

FILED UNDER: FUNNY QUOTES, INSULT SMS

ADDED ON NOVEMBER 10, 2013 BY
Meaning of WIFE…
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

@FILED UNDER: INSULT @SMS, @TEXT ABBREVIATIONS

ADDED ON NOVEMBER 7, 2013 BY
The Meaning of STUPID…
Do U Know
What is the Meaning of STUPID?

S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna.

OK STUPID?



@God thought that since
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

FILED UNDER: INSULT SMS@

@ADDED ON SEPTEMBER 19, 2013 BY
As per the weather report…
As per the weather report

there is a chance for heavy rain for the next two days…

Use this rare opportunity…!

Don’t miss this chance…!

Acche se “Naha Lena”.

FILED UNDER: INSULT SMS

ADDED ON SEPTEMBER 19, 2013 BY
Define a boss…
Question: Define a boss?
.
.
.
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women
can produce a child in one month . . .

@FILED UNDER: INSULT SMS@

ADDED ON SEPTEMBER 17, 2013 BY
Are you always…
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

FILED UNDER: INSULT SMS

@ADDED ON SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 BY@
If you have something…
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!

FILED UNDER: FUNNY QUOTES, INSULT SMS

ADDED ON SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 BY
Brains aren’t everything…
Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing.


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